Product Features
- Over 1.5 pounds of head pounding Crystal
- Over 7 inches in reaching length
- Cleverly designed with you and yours in mind
- Cello shaped
- Doubles as beautiful cello figurine for any cellist
Product Description
Prepare now for impending zombie apocalypse with this Zombie Neutralizer. This Zombie Neutralizer is cleverly designed to appear like a cello. As a cello shaped object you can place one in almost every room in the house for quick response to Zombie Stampedes without the awkward looks and question from unprepared and unbelieving friends and family. Strategically placed cello shaped Zombie Neutralizers can give you a leg up against those horrifying undead creatures. You can display the cello shaped blunt objects prominently on fireplace mantles, trophy cases, windows sills, and on desk tops, they look particularly good impaled in a rotting zombie brain. This Zombie Neutralizer is made of over 1.5 pounds of crystal and is more than 7 inches in length. As you hold the neck of this cello shaped object the base is engineered with sharp corners for quick insertion into the freshest of rotting skin and skull. Comes neatly packaged in a red box, foam, bubble wrap and a cute little ribbon. DISCLAIMER: To be used with adult supervision over 18 years age. Not for children under 12 years old. Not actually a zombie neutralizer. Not liable for any misuse of this blunt object on any living thing.
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